Indo-lyric: Makhluk Tuhan Paling Sexy (Mulan Jameelah)

English translation:

God's Sexiest Creature

it's obvious that your brain is sexy
from the way you think of me
it's obvious that your eyes are sexy
from the way you look at me

must I be
inside your love prison

it's obvious that your lips are sexy
from the way you kiss my lips
it's obvious that your lips are sexy
from the way you say my name

must I be
inside your love prison

Reff:
you're God's creature
the one created to be the sexiest
you're the only one who could
make me scream again and again

it's obvious that your liver is sexy
from the way you embrace mine
it's obvious that your heart is sexy
from the way you get jealous of me

you are God's sexiest creature
the one sexiest... very sexy

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Original lyric in Indonesian:

otakmu sexy itu terbukti
dari caramu memikirkan aku
matamu sexy itu terbukti
dari caramu menatap aku

haruskah seperti ada
di dalam penjara cintamu

bibirmu sexy itu terbukti
dari caramu cium pipiku
bibirmu sexy itu terbukti
dari caramu sebut namaku

haruskah seperti ada
di dalam penjara cintamu

Reff:
kamulah makhluk Tuhan
yang tercipta yang paling sexy
cuma kamu yang bisa
membuatku terus menjerit

hatimu sexy itu terbukti
dari caramu memeluk hatiku
jantungmu sexy itu terbukti
dari caramu cemburu padaku

kamulah makhluk Tuhan paling sexy
yang paling sexy… sexy sekali

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Could you comment on my blog, please?

Honestly, I'm asking you ever single one of you my blog readers... What makes it so hard for you to comment on my blog?

Is my blog too "heavy" that you find it difficult to comment on?

If yes, why?

Lately, I have noticed that my blog is one humongous irony; "Foreign Prophecies" is famous yet people don't care about it.

Or at least, that's what I feel.

I always do my best to update it on a daily basis as to satisfy both my loyal readers and my writing streak, yet this blog is very under appreciated with all this neglect by 30+ of you my RSS subscribers.

As a matter of fact, I really don't care how many visitors click my blog anymore... The only thing I care about is to see my blog entries commented by readers who really care about my writings.

While my blog may look like a gemstone to most, it is a pathetic kind of gemstone which has no value in the eyes of the public whatsoever. People just pass by looking at it without giving any comments whatsoever.

On the other hand, my friends' blogs (you can check some of them in my Blogroll list) are akin to ordinary metals which people hold in high regards.

I don't know why are they commented more while I often get none... Sometimes I think it would be better if I write daily musings like they do instead of commenting on Politicians or other social issues...

Should I write more on sex?

Should I write more on love? Religion? Poems? Or perhaps my daily life?

You name it... Please, if you happen to like my blog and you read this message right now; I hope you will comment on my blog more often!

Now I have asked you my readers a lot of questions up there...

During the month of September 2008 alone, there were only five people who cared to leave a comment on my blog:

1. 14 September 2008 by Tree
2. 11 September 2008 by Anita
3. 10 September 2008 by Diny
4. 8 September 2008 by Buana
5. 4 September 2008 and 1 September 2008 by Yonna

Why don't the rest of you comment on my blog?

Do you find it to hard to comment on?

Your comments don't have to be smart or whatever... I don't even care if you comment anonymously.

Now this is an open forum, please feel free to support or insult me by doing me the favour of clicking the "words of wisdom" commenting option below, and make a comment.

Even if you want to insult me by using a new pseudonym, I would gladly accept it (in comparison to those who READ ONLY but NO COMMENTS).

I hope there will be at least two responds from my blog readers in this post.

Otherwise, I will consider making this resolution below a reality:

1. If there isn't more than 10 comments in October 2008, I will DISCONTINUE writing in http://foreignprophecies.blogspot.com as Toshi and assume a new pseudonym in another blog (possibly Wordpress) where I will totally start anew, anonymously.
2. If you happen to read my blog regularly but you don't comment in my blog during the month of October 2008, I will do my best to keep my new domain (which could then start operation in November 2008) a secret from you.

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There is more to elephant than size

The following text is originally lifted from the trivia section of The Jakarta Post dated Wednesday, 9 July 2008.

~Compiled from various sources~

• An elephant will pull a clump of grass from the ground with its trunk and beat it against its leg to shake to dirt away.
• Adult elephants consume as much as 130 kilos of food per day.
• Elephants have been found swimming kilometres from shore in the Indian Ocean.
• According to circus superstition, elephant trunks must be raised in photos for good luck.
• Elephants have been known to die of broken hearts if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding tears until they starve to death. They refuse all human help.
• The woolly mammoth, extinct since the Ice Age, had tusks almost five metres long.
• Elephants like eating leaves from the top branches of trees. They push down the trees with their large heads and bodies to get the leaves and take the bark by scraping it with their sharp tusks.
• A herd of elephants is typically composed of up to 10 females and their young. All of the females in the herd are directly related to the matriarch, who is typically the oldest and largest female.
• Young elephants stay with their families for many years. It is not unusual for a herd of elephants to live together all of their lives.
• The male elephants leave the herd when they are 12 years old.
• Herds have been known to travel 15 km or farther to look for food and water.
• Elephants are capable of making low frequency sounds that are below the human range of hearing. This allows wandering individuals within the herd as well as several different herds to stay in direct contact over distances of many kilometres.
• Elephants act as seed disperses by their fecal matter. It is often carried below ground by dung beetles and termites, causing the soil to become more nutritious.
• The paths created by elephants act as firebreaks and rainwater conduits.
• An elephant's journey thru high grass provides food for birds by disturbing small reptiles, amphibians and insects.
• 22 September is Elephant Appreciation Day.

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How was your first five minutes of meeting me?

I once read a psychology article that says:

First impression is always crucial. When you are about to meet a person for the first time, make sure you appear at your best look and you are in a good mood. The first five minutes of meeting him/her defines his/her perception of you for the rest of your life.

Oh really?

That article is a bunch of Bullshit.

This is why I am particularly picky when reading up on Psychology... Those smart-arse psychologists always think they hold the key to the universe inside humans' minds, while the facts may not concur with them.

Looking at my own experiences, a large number of my close friends today disliked me when they first met me.

When I asked them how was their "first five minutes" impression of me, their answers vary, from the typical ones like this:

"You seemed so quiet, so boring... But hey, how on earth could I become close friends with you in the first place, eh?"

(a common testimonial taken mostly from my friends in Indonesia)

to the ones which are slightly irritating:

"Frankly T, you looked damn weird back then. I just wonder how on earth could we become close friends like today... Lolz, comparing the Toshi back then and Toshi today is just sooo different"

(a common testimonial taken mostly from my friends outside Indonesia)

Why am I not surprised.

As a matter of fact, I saw them that way in return.

I didn't like any of my close friends when I first met them.

It is perhaps more of a bad trait of mine to view people more with disliking than liking that, whatever kind of person you may be; I disliked you at first.

Hahaha... There is no such thing called "love at first sight" for me; or in my case, liking at first sight.

I disliked almost everything about my friends when I met them for the first time; and the only way I could become close friends with them like today was just by getting to know them more over a couple of weeks (or months).

Which is why I tell you; first five minutes of impression is NOT that important.

The important thing is to plant the seed as we will surely reap the benefits in the end.

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Leecher

n. Carnivorous or bloodsucking aquatic or terrestrial worms typically having a sucker at each end

One of my nicknames in my old Singapore school was "leecher"

Now how did it came about?

Easy.

Whenever I get my hands on any friend's laptop, I always had this itchy habit to copy whatever songs they have from their hard disk to my CD/DVD/external HD/Thumb drive and as a result, I had tonnes of gigabytes of unlistened songs, as I copied all the songs they had regardless of whether I liked the songs or not.

In the end, all I did was deleting half of them as a large of number did not suit my musical tastes.

Lolz, I assume this is a part of my OCD perhaps?

When I first found out this "leecher" nickname, I was curious how did the nickname "leecher" got tagged to me in the first place. Then I investigated it and voila, I found that there was this one guy from the next hall (let him remain anonymous here) who circulated my nickname.

Hahaha... What an honour, eh?

But wait a sec, was it complimentary or mocking?

I couldn't even tell for sure.

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