Why 2012 is The Year of Zombies

In Florida, a naked man chewed the face off a homeless man in what has been called a zombie-like attack.

In case you're wondering, the two dudes under the bridge ain't sunbathing.

One is eating the other.

In California, an MMA (Multi Martial Arts) fighter cut an 18-inch hole in his partner's chest, removed his heart, cut his tongue off and removed a majority of his face.

This is what you get when an MMA fighter tries to imitate Donald Trump's hairstyle.

In New Jersey, a man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.

Nah, this ain't the New Jersey knife though.

In Quebec, a Canadian porn star allegedly killed and dismembered his lover before sending body parts to Canadian government offices.

Though Canadian, our Mutilating Porn Star doesn't really look like Justin Bieber.

Sorry, girls.

This string of grisly news probably wouldn't sound too bad if not for the fact that all those four events above occurred within the last two months.

What a sick, repulsive world we live in. The California and Florida case have also mentioned specific narcotic-like substances like bath salt, LSD, or hallucinogenic as the contributing causes.

Sounds familiar, anyone?

Yes, "drugs turning people into cannibals/zombies" is actually the main plot for the Resident Evil franchise.

Apparently the sci-fi movies is closer to real life than we think.

Perhaps this is part of the so-called 2012 Mayan Apocalypse after all. However, instead of having meteor showers or tsunamis, we are facing these small, sporadic events of zombie apocalypse instead.



'post~script  I don't believe in the 2012 prophecy. But sometimes I find it fun to contribute my two cents to this tub of conspiracy theories and feign foolishness myself...