A substitute for holiness
Ford and I were taking a stroll back from the church which was just 20-minutes-distance of walk from our hostel.
Out of the blue, he asked me, "Toshi, do you know what is the noun form for the word holy?"
Thinking it was a regular question, I answered, "Erm... 'Holiness'?"
"Nah... The noun for 'holy' is 'hole'"