A tongue-in cheek e-mail
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg but can range from 40kg-200kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical properties:
- Boils at nothing, freezes with no known reason
- Bitter if incorrectly used
- Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
Chemical properties:
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
- May explode without warning
- Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man
Common uses:
- Highly ornamental
- Can be great aid to relaxation
Potential hazards:
- Illegal to possess more than one
- Highly dangerous, even in experienced hands
General advice:
- Avoid contact wherever possible as cures can be expensive!
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